I just gotta be me...

Everyone I know seems to have a baby who is moving very quickly towards their next developmental milestone....Saying "Mama" (even if they don't know what it means), crawling, standing........Kyan is resolutely committed to doing nothing.......To honor my son's total lack of ambition (he got it from me), here is video of him NOT crawling......



as well as video that proves nothing about him except that he has genetic links with an actual idiot (moi)



And here is a picture of how I plan to discipline him once he is old enough to understand words.....he will be strapped to a chair using the below device, while episodes of "the 700 Club" play on loop...